your room smells of hookers.
And success
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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