i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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