I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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