I can't breathe out the right side of my face
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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