check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Boobs are out for the taking
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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