This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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