My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm sobbing to NWA
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
