your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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