ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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