i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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