she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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