He is an equal opportunity slut.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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