I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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