what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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