fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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