Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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