after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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