She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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