What a fucking waste of an outfit
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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