i think my mom watched the whole time
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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