There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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