you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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