shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I am full of burrito and curiosity
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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