apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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