Who wears a wallet chain?!
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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