After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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