Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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