I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
My underwear smells like fireworks.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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