You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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