I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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