Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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