if you like me you must not know who I am
Reggie can tackle my bush.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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