talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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