i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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