I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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