Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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