she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Dicks are not precious.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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