Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
two words...techno handjob
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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