We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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