no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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