just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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