I swear she didn't look like that last week.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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