just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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