He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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