You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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