yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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