Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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