I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
