You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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