That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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