how can u be prego again
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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