Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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