So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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