I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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