You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You took a bar mat shot.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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