What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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